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  Laugh-out-Loud BS from Insight Book

  by berrygerry in

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  how would it be possible in 1,000 years to resurrect and educate the billions now in the grave?.

  nevertheless, an illustration reveals what a simple, practical thing jehovah has in mind for mankind.

  not to prophesy, but merely for the purpose of illustration, let us assume that those who compose the great crowd of righteous persons who come out of the great tribulation on this system of things alive (re 7:9, 14) number about 6,000,000 (about 1/1000 of earths present population).

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  With God, nothing is impossible.

  With religious fanatics/ cult-indoctrinated, and The NY Mets, you gotta believe!
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  ....2016....

  by zeb in

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  with this year all about done i wish you all a healthy and safe 2016.. live long and prosper.

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  rip van winkle

  Good to see you, Zeb.

  Happy New Year🎊🌝
  
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  Elders, oh my God what a bunch of losers!

  by Crazyguy in

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  2. beliefs

  ok i don't mean to put all of them into just one box so to speak, their are some that are smart successful etc.

  but my god most of them are just wasted space, ignorant, no drive, horrible jobs, make nothing for income and the only thing in life they have going for them is this title.

  no wonder so many will not wake up and hold on to this stupid cult, it's all they have.

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  rip van winkle

  The first time I went to a meeting at my local KH, I thought I stepped into a meeting for The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.
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  Wanna take a trip to Wallkill and Bethel?

  by Bonnie_Clyde in

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  2. friends

  just got my annual advertisement from illinois international travel (apparently run by jws).

  for $1,199 i can take a tour from september 17-25. why are they printing so much bible literature if the witnesses are supposed to be using tablets?.

  saturday: first stop at new yorks newark airport, then transferred to a marriott hotel.

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  lovesjehovah, you can't be serious!!
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  Wanna take a trip to Wallkill and Bethel?

  by Bonnie_Clyde in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just got my annual advertisement from illinois international travel (apparently run by jws).

  for $1,199 i can take a tour from september 17-25. why are they printing so much bible literature if the witnesses are supposed to be using tablets?.

  saturday: first stop at new yorks newark airport, then transferred to a marriott hotel.

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  Newark airport is in New Jersey.

  No trip to Warwick to see the new world HeadQuarters?!?.

  No thanks!
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  The Lion Awakes

  by eric hendrickson in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  my name is eric hendrickson.

  i have been on a journey led by the holy spirit which has brought to this point that has allowed for me to open the seventh seal and understand god's master plan.

  i am the lion from the lost tribe of judah who has come to the world and be the messiah king.

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  rip van winkle

  Wizard of Oz - If I Were King of the Forest: http://youtu.be/gOCNY9pJ850
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  The Lion Awakes

  by eric hendrickson in

  1. jw
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  my name is eric hendrickson.

  i have been on a journey led by the holy spirit which has brought to this point that has allowed for me to open the seventh seal and understand god's master plan.

  i am the lion from the lost tribe of judah who has come to the world and be the messiah king.

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  rip van winkle

  You're lying.

  I AM the lion.

  Goo goo ga joob.
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  Does this make you feel good? Coz it makes me feel bad.....

  by ScottyRex in

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  2. friends

  i just watched this clip on youtube....i can't begin to say how it made me feel.

  , i'm not sure who i am more annoyed about.

  the bloke doing the commentry, the punk shouting at a serious and should be respectful religious event, or some of the youtube comments that follow.. and i find this so disrespectful.

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  rip van winkle

  That's Tony Balchen ( Mike's & Kim's adopted son) with the wine. He has a YouTube channel JWPrimetime.

  The other guy, (if his part is in it) is Craig Perry mason Stevens who used to post here under a couple different names. He's coocoo craAzy and has a you tube channel named Propaganda techniques

  The video speaks for itself.

  No commentary necessary..
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  "For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

  by Simon in

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  2. experiences

  if you've never come across the above title before, it's considered to be the shortest novel possible.

  a story, possibly a moving one, in just 6 words attributed to earnest hemingway.. it started a genre called "flash fiction" which is a memoir in six-words.. what would yours be?.

  indoctrinated child found freedom, love, family.

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  Once upon a time I believed.
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  My dilemma

  by Saltheart Foamfollower in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have a bit of a dilemma that i would welcome advice on from the forum.. a brother in my congregation is giving evidence of having woken up - his comments and talks are usually slanted towards topics discussed here.

  he is a former elder and is part of a group of other former elders and ministerial servants who i regularly overhear using terms i would expect to hear from ones knowing ttat.

  he is a quite an effective teacher and will probably influence some.. however, in the past he has caused lots of problems for myself and others who i like (including another poster to this site who i have identified) and continues to be someone who i dislike intensely on a personal level.. his comments have been noticed by the body of elders and he is being watched.

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  rip van winkle

  Say nothing.